A question about (YES)the bible....sorry...?

I heard the other day about this book called the bible.....now,,,they tell me that a god created man in his own image??? god musta been real ugly, why he did rub out the cromagnon or neanderthal...he musta been vain,,,,if man WAS created in his image.then why the deaths of such anoble looking ppl?...andif god was real???where do dragons breathing fire come from? god is an astronaut...fire breathing dragons were nuthing more than spaceships I'm betting....any takers?